The Onion’s AV Club reports that Coldplay will tour North America in 2012. Save your money for those shows! Here are the dates:
April 17—Rexall Place—Edmonton, Alberta
April 18—Soctiabank Saddledome—Calgary, Alberta
April 20—Rogers Arena—Vancouver, British Columbia
April 24—Rose Garden Arena—Portland, Oregon
April 25—Key Arena—Seattle, Washington
May 1—Hollywood Bowl—Los Angeles California
May 2—Hollywood Bowl—Los Angeles California
June 22—American Airlines Center—Dallas, Texas
June 25—Toyota Center—Houston, Texas
June 28—St. Pete Times Forum—Tampa, Florida
June 29—American Airlines Arena—Miami, Florida
July 2—Philips Arena—Atlanta, Georgia
July 5—Wells Fargo Center—Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
July 8—Verizon Center—Washington, D.C.
July 23—Air Canada Centre—Toronto, Ontario J
July 26—Bell Centre—Montreal, Quebec
July 29—TD Garden—Boston, Massachusetts
Aug. 3—Izod Center—East Rutheford, New Jersey
Aug. 7—United Center—Chicago, Illinois
Aug. 11—Xcel Energy Center—St. Paul, Minnesota